I almost hooked up with this girl last night. she had a tattoo of a cardinal next to her cooter. said it reminded her of her grandpa
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
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martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
my dad just told me he found me on the kitchen floor saturday morning with a microwave dinner on top of me, fork still in hand. priceless
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
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I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
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