my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
i had the deer in headlights look when she walked in and i was digging in her hamper
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
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a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
She kicked in my bedroom door in only high-heals with a bottle of wine, announcing it was "cock-o-clock"
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
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She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
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