The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
complete strangers are now referring to me as 'the bourbon guy.' i can live with this.
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
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apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
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He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
That's the 3rd time in 6 months I woke up on the hallway floor using a towel as a blanket, no clue how I got there. At least back when I was still drinking I could blame something other than myself for that kind of shit.
You should go to AA meetings and warn people about the dangers of sobriety.
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
If only I could bank my drunk hookups for a sober IOU.
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
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