I saw two morbidly obese women get winded after fighting over the last motorized wheelchair at Walmart
These are the moments in life you observe a force greater than us at work
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
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If the EMT's ask later... I had 5 hour energy for breakfast and Four Loko for dinner... It might be important for them to know that
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
I smell Vodka. It's me. If anyone asks it's totally hand sanitizer.
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