hey call me
can't. in the shower.
... and this is probably why your phone does not work half the time.
my mom asked me how i could steal on a clear conscious and i told her it was because when i was younger she let me watch alladin and he did it.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I had a dream last night that I had to pretend I liked Dave Matthews Band to impress this girl I was talking to.
I guess it was more of a nightmare.
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ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
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Life without a bra equals bliss.
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
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