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  • Submitted by porksword on Nov 29, 11 at 7:02pm

    If you do it in the shower it's not masturbation, you're just cleaning it really fast.

  • Submitted by miss_scarlet on Nov 29, 11 at 3:29pm

    irony at its finest

  • Submitted by WesPip on Nov 29, 11 at 4:30pm

    It's only ironic if you're using a Morisette dictionary.

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    Submitted by LuvvyBoo on Nov 29, 11 at 8:49pm

    It coulda been playing One is the Loneliest Number....

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    Submitted by devil_pup on Nov 30, 11 at 12:34am

    Dude. You just got judged by an inanimate object.

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    Submitted by loserlove84 on Nov 29, 11 at 5:26pm

    that's when you know you've hit bottom when your iPod even knows you're playing by yourself

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    Submitted by bigceaze on Nov 29, 11 at 6:42pm

    @nunu: Queen also made a song called "Somebody to Love"

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    Submitted by MissStoney420 on Nov 30, 11 at 12:10am

    Too fuckin great.

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    Submitted by bttrdenu on Nov 29, 11 at 5:28pm

    Eh, it would have been funnier if Queen's "somebody to love" played instead

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      Submitted by nunubeest on Nov 29, 11 at 6:07pm

      Jefferson airplane

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    Submitted by cpt_obvious on Nov 30, 11 at 5:21pm

    You're the new "forever alone" poster child.

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    Submitted by anfernysukka on Nov 29, 11 at 6:36pm

    Why the fuck would you have that whack ass song on your iPod?

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    Submitted by BiggT18 on Dec 1, 11 at 2:03am

    Am I the only one who thinks its strange this guy has a backstreet boys song as his alarm

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    Submitted by Jennamatic_3000 on Nov 29, 11 at 5:54pm

    Eww the music, that is.

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    Submitted by theuglyasparagus on Nov 29, 11 at 4:27pm

    I feel like this one is too on point

  • 61 71
    Submitted by dannie1288 on Nov 29, 11 at 4:59pm

    **Hint Hint**

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    Submitted by cfreymarc on Nov 29, 11 at 9:23pm

    Imagine if Jack the Knife played?

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      Submitted by nunubeest on Nov 29, 11 at 10:22pm

      I made my penis sing the rolling stones "sympathy for the devil" to a girl I was dating in college...it ended pretty much how you imagined

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    Submitted by jonesinhillary on Nov 30, 11 at 2:12pm

    @nunu treachery? blasphemy? You cant even get the song title right.

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    Submitted by wubbazugg on Nov 29, 11 at 7:03pm

    Queen > Jefferson Airplane. Sorry Nunu.

    • 49 73
      Submitted by nunubeest on Nov 29, 11 at 10:19pm

      scandal...treachery...blasphemy!!! Jefferson airplanes ask Alice is practically this sites anthem!!!

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        Submitted by jonesinhillary on Nov 30, 11 at 2:21pm

        the song is called "white rabbit "

        • 51 63
          Submitted by nunubeest on Nov 30, 11 at 2:42pm

          holy balls your right!!!

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    Submitted by Jennamatic_3000 on Nov 29, 11 at 5:53pm

    Eww.

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    Submitted by LatinaDiva on Nov 30, 11 at 12:38pm

    Classic, how ironic...

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    Submitted by peachpie88 on Nov 30, 11 at 12:03pm

    That sucks!