Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
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What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
ugh... thank God for ATM withdrawal limits. I was drunk enough to give that weird shaped stripper all of my money while making her cry in the back room.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
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I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
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