My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
they're like a gay fantastic four
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
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I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
I may or may not have just ruined a marriage. But in my defense I got all my drinks for free tonight.
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
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I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
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