The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
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You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
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She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
Never let your siblings swipe right.
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
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