My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
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I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
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I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
In the officer's defense, I was indeed pantless at the time he cuffed me, but there's a perfectly good explanation.
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
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