No, i'm not gonna let you give me a footjob on the floor of the cheesecake factory. C'mon.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
You were sitting at the bus stop holding hands with some Polish girl you just met, who was just as drunk as you were, and you kept trying to light your Kit Kat and smoke it.
I asked him how he was going to celebrate tomorrow and he said "tits, clits, and bong hits"
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The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
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As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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