what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
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Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
So here's a brief summary of my weekend: last night I drank four glasses of Death Punch, grabbed the toaster, said "This is mine", put it in my pants and walked out the front door.
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Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
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