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  • Submitted by stevebauer on Nov 10, 10 at 3:50pm

    The correct first question should be "Are you pregnant?"

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      Submitted by said8ED on Nov 10, 10 at 11:29pm

      "or just fat?"

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    Submitted by mogmog on Nov 11, 10 at 6:53am

    Condoms, cheaper than child support

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    Submitted by canonymous on Nov 10, 10 at 3:30pm

    thinking out of the box is good,but buying a condom box is better.that doesnt make sense,but this text is funny.

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      Submitted by iowawashington on Nov 10, 10 at 3:38pm

      Eating out of the box is also good, but using up that box of condoms is even better.

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    Submitted by Infamous69 on Nov 10, 10 at 8:08pm

    The first answer you don't want to hear " you're the father"

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    Submitted by bartendahhBrenda on Nov 11, 10 at 9:39am

    That's what speakers get for opening up the floor for q

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    Submitted by OOimblackOO on Nov 10, 10 at 4:40pm

    Speaker wasn't black. That's the first question.

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    Submitted by Salad39 on Nov 11, 10 at 5:15am

    I don't know but I think... "who's the father?" is a much more appropriate question to ask.

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    Submitted by garg411 on Nov 11, 10 at 3:35am

    That's what speakers get for goin on the east side

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    Submitted by thizzle on Nov 19, 10 at 7:47am

    See you should have just blew him....

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    Submitted by NateDawg1187 on Nov 12, 10 at 1:53am

    I'm guessing that "tough break" would be out of the question haha.

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    Submitted by butterf1yy on Nov 11, 10 at 12:43pm

    Overheard a conversation recently where that was the 2nd question, the first being "how far along?"

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    Submitted by noahochoa on Nov 12, 10 at 7:02pm

    wrong its "damn it sucks to be you" :)

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    Submitted by unknown13579 on Nov 11, 10 at 7:33pm

    Not funny.

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    Submitted by cherrylee33 on Nov 15, 10 at 8:52am

    Jerry!clap clap clap Jerry! Clap clap clap Jerry! Clap clap clap !! Lol

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    Submitted by 310/951/805 on Nov 10, 10 at 8:16pm

    I stick to "Oh, was it too late for the big 'A'?"

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    Submitted by mbholly on Nov 14, 10 at 8:47pm

    ahh, the glories of living in the age of maury and springer.

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    Submitted by ChristyxBee on Oct 20, 12 at 7:02pm

    Maury-in-training hahaha