I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
Ugh. I'm going to die alone, sister. Half-eaten by one of my thirty-seven cats and clutching a martini shaker
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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