are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
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I just found the gloves and lightbulb I stole. Did you pee on a ATM inside a bank?
The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
Because everytime she talks to you she goes in her room and plays Come Sail Away on repeat. Can't take this shit anymore Jake
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You know you were way drunk when you wake up at 7 AM halfway on a couch, tangled in a sheet with your shoes still on.
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
Saw my doctor at the bar. He bought me a drink. I think he was looking up my medical record on his phone because he suddenly had to go. syphilis continues to fuck with my life
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