So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
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Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
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I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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