We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
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And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
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Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
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