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  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 12:55pm

    Yes! I am not the world's crappiest lover!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 1:35pm

    My question is...why didn't you stop him???

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 1:00pm

    he didnt ask for anything, and i was wearing sweats cause i was already in bed. he woke my up at 230 in the morning to watch sports center.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 12:59pm

    Maybe you should wear something other than a sweat suit if your trying to get fucke

  • 99 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 5:49pm

    I am Jack's malnourished libido.

  • 90 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 1:18pm

    I'd have taken your hoodie off :-)

  • 88 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 3:16pm

    lmfao. I used to think that reading tfln was hilarious, now I know the replies are where its at.

  • 80 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 3:21pm

    That guy learned his moves in Texas. -not texan

  • 74 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 1:31pm

    What an awful experience. It was like a dog dry humping your leg. Gross!

  • 75 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 1:37pm

    If my boyfriend did that, our sex life would be on hiatus for like a week.

  • 79 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 1:04pm

    ahhhhh, the beauties of alcohol.

  • 79 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 2:00pm

    Well.. at least he was thoughtful enough to not cum all over your clothes? That's something.. I guess..

  • 66 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 1:08pm

    You shouldve taken the reins and showed him how it's done

  • 72 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 9:46pm

    Why do men always have to back up the losers of their own sex...so defensive!!

  • 67 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 1:43pm

    thats what i was wondering 1:35....

  • 59 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 4:53am

    fuck that's so awkward! She was probably in utter shock & too confused by the situation to stop him like"wait, is this ACTUALLY happening?" and probably didn't want to start striping since he sounds like a freak. Also, guys can just man up & do it. Mad sympathy to you. I'd have flipped out.

  • 62 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 9:12pm

    at least he wrapped it up?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 1:01pm

    Well, either he's retarded, or she's a filthy whorebag and he was protecting himself from her plethora of STD's. I'd go with the second.

  • 58 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 4:15pm

    Come hop in bed wit me I got you girl hahahahahahaha

  • 60 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 3:44pm

    Ohhh Arizona. :) haha that blows. Literally?

  • 62 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 5:58pm

    Why act like you're overly offended when you let him strip, put a condom on, dry hump you and finish before leaving?

  • 60 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 3:46pm

    OP must be an obese hairy beast, he wouldve lost his boner if he took her hoodie off.

  • 50 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 4:52pm

    Because the fact that you just sat there the whole time is somehow less weird than what he did..

  • 52 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 12:59pm

    no ass... that sucks... there is always hope for tonight.

  • 46 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 24, 10 at 6:03pm

    6:21, fuck off. Txt length has nothing to do with anything.

  • 64 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 1:34pm

    He should have just beat off on you

  • 66 94
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 12:49pm

    This maybe the stupidest thing I have ever read.

  • 57 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 1:08am

    why did you let this happen is the real question

  • 52 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 5:28am

    Keep looking for better... He's a friggin moron!

  • 59 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 2:16pm

    101 ur prolly the guy that did it

  • 58 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 1:49am

    He probably won't remember you unless you wear sweats again.

  • 55 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 3:57pm

    Epic FAIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • 55 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 2:50pm

    Great Job Arizona St! Only defense for him is that the girls here are the hottest so maybe he got nervous haha

  • 40 50
    Submitted by Eridani on May 24, 11 at 11:45pm

    I have nothing to say...

  • 48 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 4:27pm

    when I first read this I thought HE was wearing her hoodie and left with it on. hahah

  • 59 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 1:46pm

    Come to my room and I'll show you what a real man is like

  • 45 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 12:52pm

    hahahahahahahaha, ASU... FTL!

  • 40 53
    Submitted by iamelrebel on Sep 13, 10 at 3:09am

    I am jack's leathery balls

  • 51 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 8:36pm

    why the hell were you wearing sweatpants?

  • 52 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 4:08pm

    Sweat pants and a goodie, you sounds sexy

  • 52 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 4:12pm

    Glad you got sooooo dressed up for the occasion..

  • 53 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 11:38pm

    Nobody is that stupid

  • 42 64
    Submitted by CthulhuWasHere on Aug 20, 10 at 12:12am

    @1:05 HIM being naked and HER hoodie being on aren't connected. Foolish fool.

  • 42 64
    Submitted by hentailover on Apr 10, 10 at 12:31am

    Newest goal: dry hump a girls leg until I cum

  • 52 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 2:51pm

    OMG, finally one from my school. You'd think ASU would have more of these...

  • 59 99
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 6:21am

    this long of a text shows that the OP is a tight-assed cunt that thinks she is all high and mighty. He probably had more fun fucking your leg

  • 42 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 16, 10 at 6:09pm

    I'm sorry but that doesn't count as a first time..

  • 50 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 2:01pm

    1:35 it was a random hookup, she couldn't escape with the line she gave if it was a bf.

  • 50 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 2:54pm

    She was probably fat

  • 45 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 6:08pm

    that guy was me.... i'm sorry it was my first time

  • 52 94
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 12:56pm

    He's doing it wrong. Or he was pissed that she denied oral.

  • 35 62
    Submitted by eNVee on Apr 25, 10 at 4:30am

    What. The. Fuck? Hope this is fake.

  • 50 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 10:47pm

    I think this might have happened to me too but I'm not sure....

  • 44 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 10:16pm

    you gotta love dry humping. XD

  • 49 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 8:23pm

    I think he owes you dinner at burger king

  • 30 57
    Submitted by Slogan on Jul 2, 10 at 1:05am

    Wait.. I thought you said he was naked, but then you said he didn't bother taking off your hoodie.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 1:56pm

    Oh I get it. He was actually supposed to take your pants off and have real intercourse with you. But he didn't and just rubbed he yogurt snake on your leg and that's why it's funny. -Jeff

  • 29 57
    Submitted by dustin715 on Sep 19, 10 at 12:00pm

    It was probably a bet

  • 45 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 1:59pm

    i don't get it. she said they got naked. but she is wearing a full sweat suit?

  • 43 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 2:21pm

    hahaha 2:16 ur probly right

  • 42 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 10:24pm

    So, this one time, I... Wow, that guy is fucking stupid. -White Guy

  • 30 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 11:02pm

    Wtf

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 1:38pm

    i agree ^ .... i mean thats humiliation to the extreme ....

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 1:35pm

    come see me...i will hook that pussy of yours up. you will cum so much your legs will be shaking for 2 days.

  • Submitted by camarossaurus on Feb 26, 10 at 6:40pm

    I got one better a guy lifted up my shirt and\nHis shirt and dry humPed fully clothed to our tummies touching