A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
what is it with giant penises always finding me
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Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
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The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
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