pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
Michael Bay diarrhea
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
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You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
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He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
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