The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
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My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
I am going to ride along with a cop tonight so please don't get arrested because that would be super awkward for me.
I'm out of town so we should be golden.
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Highlight of the week: I had sex with a B movie star wearing an eye patch.
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
I spent the entire party sexting people's significant others for them because they were too drunk to do it themselves. I did quite well too. I should start a business
Was reaching for my vibrator this morning out of my nightstand and strained my neck muscle. I'm getting so old.
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