So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
there was 4 little kids screaming in high pitched voices at the top of their lungs at the sox game and their mom just leaned over to me and said 'if thats not birth control i dont know what is'
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
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Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
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We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
This is the best 30th birthday ever. In a Motel 6 drinking a shower beer and sending slow-mo dick helicopter videos to you.
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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