You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
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I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
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Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
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