Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
i realized my work ethic and productivity really improves if i masturbate on my lunch break.
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
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my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
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Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
He tried to reenact Braveheart's freedom scream but got tackled by his drunk roommate who thought he was yelling that the handle he was holding up was free.
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
You told him he “could park his dick in your garage”.
Well he didn’t. It shouldn’t be this hard to get a penis.
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