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I got date raped at Sigma Chi last night!
Dude, you never made it to Chi last night. You fell into a tree and passed out.
Oh fyi, I gave your card to a homeless guy last night and told him you were the world's hottest blonde girl who only likes black men...Sorry
her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
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I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
You tried to get the stranger on the sea bus to give you a bite of his chicken sub by repeating over and over "im in a girl band"
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I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
My plan to masturbate 34 times on my 34th birthday backfired. Do you still have those crutches?
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
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