is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
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Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
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He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
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