ha. weirdest feeling ever. just wiped my ass with my non-dominant hand. (eating cheeseburger with right one)
Your grandmother is in heaven weeping.
I woke up and she had breakfast in bed for me
RUN RUN RUN RUN
I've been reduced to Capt. Morgan and Golden Girls reruns. Ugh.
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
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But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
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I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
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