I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
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just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
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And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
My six-margarita-deep ass just used a blow torch to light the match that lit my bong pack. Peak single 🤦🏼♀️
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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