she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
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In your defense, I really thought capturing that alligator would have been a lot more awesome and a lot less tragic.
RIP Mr Bojangles.
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
I think I sprained my soul last night
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
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My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
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