Fuck u you updated twitter but didn't answer my text
I know you're alive
I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
Randomize