I really like you and I'm tired of just hooking up. I want you be my boyfriend.
Uhh, I'm not breaking up with my girlfriend to be with you.
Watching Miami Social reminded me of how much I miss snorting coke with burger king straws in a life guard hut on the beach until we noticed someone was drowning.
Did you save them?
Who?
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
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You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
All you kept saying was, " Barack fucking Obama. FUCK Michelle" and then you motorboated me.
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Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
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