Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
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I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
Your friend who drunkenly cleaned the kitchen just wished the class a Happy National Tutu Day. While wearing a tutu. Make a move or I'm gonna marry her.
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
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I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
I blacked out at work again... Except this time my boss watched me throw up by the bus stop and some woman let me sleep on her shoulder for an hour. Why does this keep happening?
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
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