Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
Note to all middle aged "I totally let myself go after childbirth" frumpy mothers: I do not dress this way for your husbands. Stop looking at me like that. It's not my fault.
Best friends brother. Beat that.
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
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He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
I just had a horrible epiphany. I have fucked girls younger than Star Tours
This text was so worth waking up to
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There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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