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  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 1:08pm

    Technically, no one said ALL middle aged mothers were frumpy, they were just addressing those who were. No need for the MILF's to get offended. Frumpy any-agers tend to lack good taste. Sweatpants are NEVER acceptable in public, unless you are running. AND THEY ARE NEVER RUNNING.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 2:07pm

    I have a few questions. Since the OP clearly stated the moms who let themselves go, why are all the in-shape moms getting offended? And more importantly.... what the fuck are middle aged moms doing on this site?! Go be cougars or something useful, like a secretary or sandwich maker. Damn.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 12:59pm

    The OP is probably just confident about her body. There's nothing wrong with flaunting it a little. Just exercise good taste. A lot of frumpy middle aged mothers don't grasp the concept of good taste anymore themselves.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 1:09pm

    It sucks that mothers still have to obsess about their looks and work out like crazy after they've had kids if they don't want their husbands leering at younger women all the time. I'm totally dreading my future as a middle aged mother...

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 1:48pm

    My wife's had 2 kids and still dresses like a tramp. Thank god she works out and has the body for it god I love her for that

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 1:39pm

    You don't have to dress like a "tramp" to get jealous or disapproving looks from frumpy women of ANY age, especially not in Minnesota. (Where most women are chubby and pale and have incredibly poor fashion sense.) A lot of frumpy, middle-aged women will give bitchy looks to any girl who looks better than them, no matter what they're wearing.

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      Submitted by bella_amore on Aug 22, 12 at 2:04am

      This is true...especially if we're within their husband's line of vision. MN women often have an innate passive aggressive nature.

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      Submitted by DerKarismatisch on May 3, 13 at 10:30pm

      Which is exactly why I'm attracted to pale, chubby girls with incredibly poor fashion sense. They don't feel the need to try to be sexy. They just are.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 1:10pm

    It's fine for a husband to look, but for fucks sake be subtle. It's not that hard. God knows middle aged women check out younger men.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 1:05pm

    I agree with 12:59. You women need to jump back into it if you wanna hit it. That being said, if your man is checking out that younger thang, you have biggr things to worry about than the hot chick with her boobs hanging out.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 2:03pm

    Why is it that every time someone dresses attractively or trampy everyone assumes they're trying to get some? Some people dress for themselves and not others.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 4:09pm

    Calm down 4:04!! You're probably ugly

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 1:04pm

    1:03 shut up porn star I still bet ur not hot

  • 87 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 1:07pm

    Somehow I doubt that they're worried about their husbands, more wondering what your daddy did to you to make you think that letting your ass cheeks hang out your clothes is ok.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 9:51pm

    Ok, I kind of have to agree with the OP in that there are some really annoying bitches out there who think you have any interest in stealing their husband. On the other hand, it's easy to make fun of older, chubbier women who have an entire family to take care of. And like 8:49 said, what about the men who get sloppy and still have the audacity to whine about how their wives aren't up to their standards?

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 3:42pm

    Yeah middle aged moms on tfln? That's sad

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 8, 09 at 1:12am

    People who are actually sexy don't have to brag about it. Major FAIL to all the supposed "milfs" in here.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 2:49pm

    I have to say I agree... I'm a server at a martini bar and our uniforms are black pants with frumpy looking black shirts and I still get glares from sloppy middle aged wives when I walk up to the table and try to get their drink orders.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 4:28pm

    4:04 - why manipulate men at all? Why not just have a mutual respect instead of trying to manipulate them? That's what make them treat us poorly.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 1:14pm

    1:04, if your so classy then what are you doing reading tfln? go change some diapers...

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 12:55pm

    So agree with this! Ladies, get on a treadmill for God's sake!

  • 70 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 8, 09 at 8:15am

    A milf is a mom I'd like to fck which is totally opposite of what this chick is talking about- frumpy is not something u wanna get anywhere near. For the record

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 10:03pm

    I love frumpy, middle aged housewives...they fuck like demons when the husband is ogling the young hotties near the campus. Big saggy tits, and a jiggly ass that is ripe for an anal adventure....yum, fucking, YUM!!!

  • 70 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 12:56pm

    They need to stop bitching

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 12:54pm

    Haha I love 12:52. Relax, hahhaaa

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 12:52pm

    not all of us let ourselves go after childbirth, we're not looking at you for any reason to do with our husbands. we're sad for you because you're a tramp.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 4:19pm

    4:04 is definitely ugly and fat or else she wouldn't be wasting her time bragging to younger people on this website hahah

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 4:18pm

    apparently all girls are supposed to aspire to be able to "manipulate men" just like 4:04... how about no. i'd like to think guys like me without me having to manipulate them, thanks much.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 1:47pm

    agreed 1:39- she probably wasn't dressed like a tramp, that frumpy lady was just jealous that she can't get her husband to look at her like that anymore cus she let herself go. the OP probably was wearing shorts and a cute shirt and the frumpster was jealous that she doesn't look like that anymore. it's not the OP's fault her husband would rather fuck her than the saggy ugly sweatpants and sweatshirt wearing frumpster. and it's not trampy if you have natural big boobs, you can't help it.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 1:22pm

    I check out chicks with my husband, while changing diapers and jogging in sweatpants.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 1:16pm

    woops im sorry, i meant 1:03 , the one that thinks she a pornstar...

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 5:28pm

    What's the deal with all the fat mom stuff? There are plenty of dumpy ugly guys and girls that have nothing to do with being pregnant. Some people just have a tough time with weight. My sister is 20 and she looks like a sumo wrestler!

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 4:09pm

    Dear 4:04- 39 and you don't know the difference between 'than' and 'then'? .....really?!

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      Submitted by DerKarismatisch on Jul 3, 12 at 5:34pm

      Neither do 20~30% of the people on the Internet.

  • 67 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 12:48pm

    ...who do you send that to, lol.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 4:07pm

    Geez, 4:04 is a bitch. Just enjoy the jokes. No one gives a shit what you think anyway.

  • 61 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 12, 09 at 2:44am

    Who is the idiot that keeps saying "you're moronic", "you're a loser", seriously I thought you people would be all over that guy.

  • 58 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 4:09pm

    4:04....wow. What an uptight bitch.

  • 63 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 1:47pm

    Hellz ya!! Thank you!! Finally someone says it!!! Thank you!!

  • 69 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 4:31pm

    I wanna fuck you porn star!

  • 63 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 2:11pm

    You're a sandwich maker

  • 68 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 4:53pm

    Teenagers are so boring.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 8:49pm

    And nothing about how fat and ugly middle-aged men get? That's the real reason they can't keep their wives, not the other way around.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 1:59pm

    1:48 not something to be proud of having a wife that dresses like a tramp...you might have let yourself go so shes working out and dressing like that for another reason

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 1:11pm

    I'm with 1:07 the first... Really OP, if you weren't dressing like an embarrassing tramp, they'd be looking at their husbands in contempt for the ogling, not you.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 4:19pm

    It's not your fault that you're a slutty whore? I beg to differ.

  • 64 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 4:29pm

    blah, I'm stuck with the "well I'm in a relationship, I might as well let myself go" girl. FML

  • 54 62
    Submitted by dontfil on Mar 19, 10 at 1:22am

    I'm mid 30s and married. He's five years younger. I feel sexier than ever. I take very good care of myself, work out, love lingerie. Here is the funny part...I love seeing young girls out there lookin' hot...they should be. Youth is power, work it while you can. Men will look, it's biology. My hubby must be very good at playing it off. I never see it. What I find really pathetic are the 20 year old girls who are chubby and/or frumpy. Or pretty girls who don't see it. What a waste of the

  • 60 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 10:04pm

    I'm 87 y.o with 8 kids and I look like Denise Richards. I suck peen like a hoover when I take my teeth out. It's hot, bitches!

  • 65 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 1:27pm

    that's what she said, 126

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 1:07pm

    @ 1:03, best visual image ever of a frumpy woman fucking. Man the harpoons!

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 5:35pm

    I am a size 6, a MILF and i am hot. I get hit on by 25 year olds all the time. I did not let myself "go" after having 4 kids. I take pride in how I look, and i got back in shape for myself, not anyone else.. so do not judge me for being sexy and 41..

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 5:17pm

    4:53 - if teenagers were boring Chris Hansen wouldn't have a job.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 2:18pm

    So's quiet guy in the corner

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 25, 09 at 4:23pm

    but its true though.. ive gotten creepy oogly stares from those husbands & the wife would like shoot me a dirty look & like jerk him away hahahaha i personally think its hilarious. and NO IT DOESN MAKE ME A FUCKING TRAMP. its cold as hell out & im always covered. it has nooothing to do with it, get over yourselves old fucks - your time is over. go pick up the kids & make some fucking dinner.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 8, 09 at 8:38am

    more bitching about how unfair it is to be a woman. Oh, I had a baby and it was soooooooo hard that now I can stuff my face, grow my ass, sag my boobs, skip my makeup, stop shaving... Having a baby is no excuse to let yourself go. Dumb, whiney cunts

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 6:12pm

    No one cares if you're ___ yrs old and _____(insert arrogant adjective here) and had____(insert number of children here.) Shut the fuck up and go fuck your husband's brains out or something. If you're that great you shouldn't have anything to worry about.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 4:31pm

    I love pissing you guys off. It's way too easy.

  • 51 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 3:11pm

    I have a crush on ne-yo

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 1:24pm

    1:14/1:16, i don't see "i'm classy" in there anywhere. i do see "fuck like a porn star." not the same as classy. keep up.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 1:04pm

    Nothing wrong with showing off. But it is annoying sometimes... -quiet guy

  • 56 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 8, 09 at 7:00am

    6:06, please refer to 1:12 :)

  • 58 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 4:28pm

    50 bucks 4:04 is fat and ugly

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 2:42pm

    Hahaha I always say that will never everrr be me !!!!

  • 58 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 2:16pm

    (this post is just a jar of Mayonnaise sitting in the corner)

  • 59 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 11:17pm

    Oh I don't think they're annoyed because they feel threatened... They're annoyed because you're dressed like a cheap hooker..... And ... This is a place for a younger crowd!? What age do you outgrow a sense of humor?!?

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 5:25pm

    5:15 -- it's only an excuse for a couple of months. Then you're just fat.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 5:18pm

    amen! i totally agree living in the 763 and get dirty looks if I look half way nice going into walmart!

  • 59 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 7:31pm

    I think the 41 year old is off having sex with her husband. Unlike all the virgin loser trolls still reacting to the moronic OP

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 5:23pm

    I am a mom, and a hot one. I still get dirty looks from frumpy moms. And I'm not a tiny super skinny girl. I have curves and love em. Hit the gym frump-zillas!!

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 8, 09 at 1:21am

    I'm a hot mylf and I have huge tits and my pussy is super wet... and I let men know it by shooting vag juice at them. FUCK YA

  • 58 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 7:04pm

    No one is judging you because you're 41 and "sexy" We are judging you because you're writing about it on this site

  • 57 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 5:15pm

    Okay for anyone who said ladies need to get back in it, it's not that hard, that is just plain wrong. Squeezing 7 pounds plus out of your vagina is a pretty good excuse for looking frumpy, I think.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 3:48pm

    Calm down cougars, she didn't say ALL middle aged mothers let themselves go. She was simply "speaking" to the ones that do.

  • 57 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 1:59pm

    Wow. This post is starting to sound a little dykey

  • 53 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 2:42pm

    It isn't hard to stay in shape, even after having a child. Nothing wrong with exercise. Your body needs it, no matter how you look.

  • 55 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 8, 09 at 11:17am

    Ewww, middle aged men with beer bellies!

  • 57 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 6:43pm

    12 unknown errors. WTF.

  • 53 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 6:23pm

    No one is worried. Particularly about an ugly whore.

  • 58 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 12:58pm

    I bet you're still not hot

  • 54 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 10:52pm

    OP...You're mistaking admiration and envy for pity. They are just sad for you and your daddy issues.

  • 52 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 6:39pm

    god all these ugly dykes on this site

  • 56 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 5:16pm

    How about you pick at your acne instead of women?

  • 57 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 4:27pm

    4:04 meant she has a huge clit not claws

  • 48 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 8, 09 at 6:15pm

    lol ugly chicks or hot chicks or how they dress slutty or overly covered... what matters in the end is if you catch anything from them

  • 53 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 1:08pm

    Talk slower. I'm almooooosssstttttt thhheeeeeerrrrreeeee! SPOINK!

  • 54 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 12:58pm

    12:56 who is bitching?

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 8, 09 at 10:52am

    girls dress the way they do for attention, don't bitch when you get it

  • 53 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 4:23pm

    Pathetic. Really? The only reason I would put you down is because you are obviously a petty, vapid loser. Being cruel shows your deficiencies more then anything else.

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    Submitted by dontfil on Mar 19, 10 at 1:26am

    I'm mid 30s and married and a mom. I feel sexier than ever. I take very good care of myself, work out, love lingerie. I love seeing young girls out there lookin' hot - they should be. Youth is power. Enjoy it. Men will look, it's biology. My guy is very good at playing it off. I never see it. What I find really pathetic are the 20 year old girls who are chubby and/or frumpy. Or pretty girls who don't see it. What a waste of their prime time.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 2, 09 at 1:35am

    My life story. I'm the only one without kids. I know of the death stares and the "chit-chat" about how my scoop neck t-shirt is a lil too low. You know what, you to were hot once. And now your married and have kids. Isn't that what you wanted? Your looks to attract a man. And now, you let them go. So sad to bad.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 8, 09 at 3:35pm

    there would be a LOT fewer divorces if the wife would stuff her face with her husband's cock instead of that extra donut. Treat your man right by keeping your body in shape, the hair long, the ass lubbed, and the pussy trimmed.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 8, 09 at 11:17am

    10:52, not all women. You'd be surprised how much of it has nothing to do with men.

  • 45 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 8, 09 at 10:30pm

    'what matters in the end' is if you have your ass lubbed

  • 50 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 1:56pm

    12:52 is a dumb tramp. Get a life and cook me dinner, BITCH.

  • 54 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 1:23pm

    Oh gawd I'd love to sniff the crotch of those sweatpants...

  • 55 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 5:32pm

    Anal is your fault

  • 55 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 1:39pm

    Kill sluts. Fuck their butts.

  • 53 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 8, 09 at 6:06am

    This site isn't dedicated to idiotic, self-obsessed teenagers. You just think it is. And the only reason you bitches are pissed at MILFs is because you know they're having great sex.

  • 54 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 5:30pm

    I'm guessing OP is fat and delusional.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 5:25pm

    Picking up guys at walmart? trying to buy some shit and get out without everyone starring at me- no boobs hanging out, no ass or stomach hanging out- just a pair of jeans and a nice shirt and heels...apparently that makes you a tramp! I didn't say I was TRYING to attract attention, good grief. Wait, why am I defending myself? :)

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 8, 09 at 10:55am

    also difference between not looking the same as when you were 21 and gaining 50 lbs.

  • 49 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 5:21pm

    5:18. You are a whore who picks up johns at Walmart

  • 50 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 11:29pm

    You're a cheap hooker

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 6:33pm

    Hey, 1:39 #1...what the hell is wrong with pale chicks? You type that as though it is an insult. I'm a chick in San Diego, and I pride myself on being pale....because I won't look like beef jerky with legs in ten years. Just sayin'.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 1:03pm

    not all middle aged mothers are frumpy. i happen to have two kids and not only am i a size 5 (i was a 7 before my kids, thanks) but i still fuck like a porn star. i'm willing to bet that the fact that she's sending such a text means she's not exercising good taste, but dressing like a little slut, or else no one would bother to notice her. we middle aged moms, frumpy or not, don't give a shit what you're wearing unless you look like a damned whore. the end..

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 1:23pm

    1:03 IS A PORNSTAR I HAVE ALL HER MOVIES!

  • 50 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 5:19pm

    who would dress trampy for themselves? what a ridiulous post!

  • 28 47
    Submitted by Shoveltime on Sep 13, 11 at 4:25pm

    I can't stand sweatpants. If you are too lazy to put on pants with a zipper you should just not live anymore.

  • 48 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 10:39pm

    I'm not judging middle-aged moms for how they look...I'm judging them more for wasting their time on a site dedicated to a younger audience. GROW UP!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 2:40pm

    Milf in the house! No one looks better than me! I just wish I didn't have breasts that constantly leak breast milk. Yum. But really, it is hard to have a new baby and still look good. Unless you're me. Then you'd be an awesome mom, a sexy wife, and still have time for tfln. Oh yeah, envy me!

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    Submitted by bella_amore on Aug 22, 12 at 2:08am

    I'm going to guess this happened at a gym. The gyms here seem to be full of people who spend a lot of money on the membership, classes and clothes but have nothing to show for it. I had one woman give me looks of death while I was wearing a swimsuit in the sauna. Everyone was wearing a swimsuit.

  • 46 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 8:58pm

    I'm 39 and I'm hot and skinny woth two kids and I have a man who pleases me every night because I'm that good

  • 47 96
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 4:08pm

    4:04 is the Cougar I have been searching for my whole life.....she is......my fuckin unicorn

  • 38 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 10:42pm

    how about stop judging people on a site that's meant for jokes?