He called me an ungrateful bitch because I lauged when he asked me "how do you me and a bed sound?"
Like I should be grateful for the 5 minutes I sit on top of him and stare at the wall.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
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My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
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you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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