Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
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It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
Screw disneyland. This military base is the happiest place on earth. Even unnatractive dudes are completely fuckable in those uniforms, im never leaving
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
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Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
My life is over, I got a mugshot while wearing a shirt that said 'milf hunter'.
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