Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
Did I tell you he has dinosaur sheets?
Blackberries need to come with a feature that disables texting to certain numbers after 2am based on content. liek disabling texting to 'dad' containng the words 'lets try to find more blow.'
Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
Have you ever come so hard that right after you have the urge to yell "make me a sandwich!"? ...I think my ovaries turned into testicles.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
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