worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
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I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
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Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
Why does everyone always assume I'm fucking their boyfriends?
You are fucking her boyfriend.
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
Also: that bruise on my leg where you left like 3 sets of teeth marks keeps getting run into the corners of desks and shit. And I can't even complain to anyone at work
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