What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
If the boyfriend of the drunk girl you just met asks her if she made a "special friend" you're going to have a threesome. For future reference.
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
When theres a zombie apocalypse, i will be the only fat survivor. I ate chef boyardi ravioli with part of a pen for a fork
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
So I was walking to the bathroom and some random dude threw up while walking towards me. He kept eye contact the entire time and didn't stop moving.
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
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