God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
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I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
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I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
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