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  • 64 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 3:19pm

    Blame it on the ah-ah-ah-alcohol, blame it on the ah-ah ah-ah ah-al-co-hol

  • 52 40
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 3:46pm

    Alcohol tends to keep my bf hard for hours. We have the best drunk sex.

  • 68 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 3:24pm

    Plus, I doubt someone too drunk to get it hard, is gonna want to concentrate enough to lick my pussy until I cum...just sayin

  • 52 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 3:17pm

    Haha guys that can't get hard suck.

  • 49 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 3:44pm

    What does that have to do with anything? If you can't get hard when you're drunk, you can't get hard when you're drunk. Jerking off before the club should not get in the way of your ability to get a boner hours later. It is simply meant as a means to make you not crave sex as much.

  • 51 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 5:03pm

    I call BULLSHIT! Cocaine turns women into animals and men into plants. Unless your get yourself DIRECTLY BEFORE your first snort, your dick ain't going nowhere.

  • 54 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 4:10pm

    3:56 obviously hasent been shitfaced drunk before...

  • 52 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 3:21pm

    I prefer dick not tongue.

  • 51 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 11:23pm

    Drunk sex is the shiznit

  • 49 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 3:21pm

    As long as he's hood with his mouth it's fine...

  • 52 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 3:56pm

    He wasn't too drunk he was doing blow. No matter how drunk a guy is, as long as the girl is hot, he should have no problem getting it up. When you do too much coke your dick turns into a paintbrush.

  • 48 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 3:37pm

    If you haven't left the club with him yet, then don't. Whisky dick is no fun.

  • 47 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 7:13pm

    lmfao this happened to me once!

  • 42 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 5, 09 at 10:45pm

    haha. My friend actually posted one of my texts up. 1.) His name is Dan 2.) I did not leave with him

  • 45 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 3:53pm

    Tim tebow wrote this

  • 40 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 5, 09 at 1:33am

    lol, "yet". She's determined to see this thing through.

  • 47 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 3:41pm

    Did anyone ever think he probably got off before he even got to the club

  • 47 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 5, 09 at 10:55pm

    Damn boy needs to work on his game and clearly stop drinking now if they're still at the club....preventative measures dude

  • 34 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 5, 09 at 7:50am

    what's wrong with being hard for little boys and goats?

  • 30 47
    Submitted by kkl on Aug 4, 10 at 11:50pm

    This happened to me, but we were at his house, he couldn't get hard and kept sayin:I'm not like this !!\nBlame it on the alcohol lol

  • 33 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 3:58am

    i liked the time between 4:24 and 4:31..like there was "little boys" and then 7 minutes of sitting there AGONIZING how to follow it up. ::pats him on the head:: there there, you did good.

  • 40 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 4:12pm

    3:31 is stalking me and can still suck my cock

  • 35 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 4:24pm

    4:12 only gets hard for little boys

  • 36 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 9:44pm

    this sounds like a guy i dated from the same area code

  • 38 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 4:43pm

    i agree with 3:56...coke dick is real!

  • 29 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 8:50pm

    That situation always suckssssssssssss.

  • 39 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 3:28pm

    I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me

  • 34 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 3:20pm

    Tell him to get a ED prescription.