WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
he just payed for our date, after telling him I was leaving early to meet my fuck buddy. is there something lower than friendzone I can stick this guy in?
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
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he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
The bachelorette party was all fun and games until the strippers came. AKA you guys.
I apologize for chief "dances with dolphins" sucking on your friends foot
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What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
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