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  • 111 35
    Submitted by yourallstupid on Sep 15, 12 at 3:51pm
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    .....leading to the new phrase: once you go black, you go deaf

  • 89 27
    Submitted by AkSamwise on Sep 15, 12 at 3:29pm
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    Aural Sex: You're doing it right.

  • 64 25
    Submitted by lol_wat on Sep 15, 12 at 4:16pm
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    what's that? I cunt hear you, I must have an ear infuction

    • 26 25
      Submitted by jonathan171 on Sep 15, 12 at 5:34pm
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      Twat's that?

      • 26 32
        Submitted by GutterBalls on Sep 15, 12 at 9:56pm
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        Bare ass me again so I can finger it out!

        • 20 28
          Submitted by lol_wat on Sep 16, 12 at 6:46pm
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          yeah yeah, I was lazy and didn't feel like fighting with autocorrect that much.

  • 52 26
    Submitted by rjervas on Sep 15, 12 at 3:45pm
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    Ull be able to hear him cum!

  • 50 30
    Submitted by blahshutup on Sep 15, 12 at 6:46pm
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    Sounds cocky

  • 50 37
    Submitted by Cyrus81585 on Sep 15, 12 at 3:41pm
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    What's that? I didn't hear you.

  • 43 34
    Submitted by boodah47 on Sep 15, 12 at 7:25pm
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    He tried to put it in your mouth but you turned you head!

  • 38 25
    Submitted by Pronfairy on Sep 15, 12 at 10:10pm
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    If you stayed away from glory holes things like this wouldn't happen.

  • 38 25
    Submitted by s330j679 on Sep 15, 12 at 7:13pm
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    Maybe they have a dick in their ear, and cant hear you.

  • 36 24
    Submitted by potatar on Sep 15, 12 at 11:35pm
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    He was just trying to spit some game in your ear.

  • 42 36
    Submitted by front2back on Sep 15, 12 at 6:59pm
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    She heard him coming...

  • 42 39
    Submitted by goldie1046 on Sep 15, 12 at 4:33pm
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    This reminds me of an episode of family guy.

  • 33 30
    Submitted by Kevin201 on Sep 15, 12 at 7:44pm
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    natural ear wax removal-complete with liquid

  • 39 42
    Submitted by smileyouwon85 on Sep 15, 12 at 4:53pm
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    His dick had something important to say to you!

  • 31 37
    Submitted by Panicsdisaster on Sep 15, 12 at 5:38pm
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    His dick must be tiny

  • 28 36
    Submitted by smumoi on Sep 15, 12 at 11:41pm
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    Come again?

  • 24 31
    Submitted by SheffboyRD on Sep 16, 12 at 8:13am
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    He was just practicing safe sex Family Guy style.

  • 23 31
    Submitted by marinebio2014 on Sep 18, 12 at 12:46am
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    That's from a family guy episode

  • 20 28
    Submitted by sagus on Sep 17, 12 at 2:40pm
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    I bet you heard him cumming

  • 20 39
    Submitted by ChelseaAlana22 on Sep 16, 12 at 5:31am
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    *too. Lol