never play flip cup with pint glasses
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
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he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
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I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
In what world does 'I'm awake' at 2:30 in the morning on a wednesday translate to 'let's fuck' in the span of one text? Where has the romance gone?
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
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