East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
I am spending my child support on dildos
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
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Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
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I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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