as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
Nothing says "You're all grown up now" like setting up your 401k with shitty underwear.
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
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he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
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I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
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