How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
I heard you were drinking whiskey straight from the bottle last night.
Actually I was drinking whiskey straight from 3 bottles, but that is neither here nor there.
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
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