He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
the stripper made me go home becuz she had to take her kid to a birthday party in the morning
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
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We simultaneously blacked out then simultaneously came to then simultaneously had sex with the neighbors. We're definitely meant to be roommates.
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
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The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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