I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
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i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
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Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
I tried to steal a Mike's Hard sign last night but it didn't work out
why what happened?
Well it was going fine.. until the bouncer noticed the three foot steel lemon sticking out of my jacket.
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
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