? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
I'm sitting next to this guy at the bar. I wrote him a little song in my head it goes "there is no fucking chance you're getting in my pants" gonna sing it to him after he buys me another drink.
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
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we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
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He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
He was running late for work this morning, so I helped him out by finding a matching pair of black socks. And I hated it. So I'm currently drinking and reminding myself of the reasons I will never get married.
Next Halloween, remind me to find a different wingman. Walking out in your pirate costume talking like Captain Ahab while i was banging her and telling me I had to harpoon the white whale really pissed her off.
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
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