I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
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My mom is such a hoarder. I found a deer candelabrum last night, it had antlers has candle holders. It was like a redneck menorah.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
at the hospital. he locked himself in the kitchen, said he was making beer batter shrimp. don't know if it's the mercury poisoning, alcohol poisoning or second degree burns they're holding him for, but i've got a pretty guess.
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
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i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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