i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
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Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
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Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
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